Tuesday, July 31, 2012

On Village Idiots – and Praying for Celebrities

A couple of years ago, my adult Sunday School class studied the Gospel of John. I have seldom felt more inadequate; but seldom learned more about the Bible, and about God. For instance, Chapter 10 is a complete refutation of the idea that God is a cranky old grandpa looking for reasons to punish people. Chapter 1 uses language that combines Greek philosophy and Jewish sensibilities to show that Jesus was the answer to both. And, in the upper room, Jesus tells His disciples about the Holy Spirit, saying, "And I will pray the Father, and he shall give you another Comforter, that he may abide with you for ever. Even the Spirit of truth… .: (John 14:16). William Barclay's commentary explained that the word translated "comforter" also had the idea of encourager (for, by derivation, com-fort-er means "with-strength-er"), and advocate. Advocate, he pointed out, included our idea of professional advocate: in other words, a lawyer. Barclay elaborated by showing how the Holy Spirit doesn't force people do things: He reasons them into doing them, much as a lawyer reasons with witnesses when presenting evidence.

That news startled me. Not because the information was so surprising, but because, suddenly, an event from my childhood made sense.

One day, while I was a young teenager, I was working in the kitchen. Suddenly, for no good reason, I thought of a character in a movie I had enjoyed. "You really like that character, don't you?"I could almost hear someone say. I did like the character, so I agreed. "The fellow who plays him must be pretty nice, don't you think?"the almost-voice continued. Again, I agreed. "Why don't you pray for him?" it suggested. I thought that was a wonderful idea, and agreed to the urging enthusiastically. Then I had, not exactly a doubt, but an uncertainty. "But what if he's a jerk?"

"Then don't you think he'll need it even more?" was my answer. I couldn't argue with that. And that's how the Holy Spirit reasoned me into including celebrities in my prayers: something I've been doing earnestly ever since.

I tell this story, because it was the first time it had ever occurred to me to pray for a celebrity. After all, they're celebrities! Why would they need prayer?

Over the years, the answer has only grown more obvious. They need prayer for the same reasons you, and your family, and your friends, do. They get sick, and tempted, and bewildered, and convicted, just as much as anyone else. Perhaps even more. What gets attention these days like celebrity news? And what kind of stories make the news? Scandalous, sordid, disappointing foolishness. Things that would never make it to any church's prayer chain for sounding too much like gossip! Celebrities often carry on like a band of village idiots! Why pray about that!

But even village idiots have their place in society, as Monty Python's Flying Circus so insightfully pointed out in the skit "The Idiot in Society" (Monty Python's Flying Circus: Just the Words - Episode 20:
http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode20.htm#13.). At one point, the village idiot, upon whom the "investigative report" focuses, remarks, "There is this very real need in society for someone whom almost anyone can look down on and ridicule." Judging from the tone with which the celebrity news is repo9rted, this seems to be a role frequently filled by our poor celebrities. If we didn't feel superior to them, we wouldn't shake our heads over them, or roll our eyes, or chuckle at their misfortune. We would pity them for being, well, jerks. And, as was pointed out to me so many years ago, then don't you think they need prayer even more?

So the next time you're tempted to laugh at, or rage against, some notable's poor decisions, or indecorous behavior, or idiotic life choice – or, for that matter, the anonymous village idiots who cut you off in traffic, or have too many items in the checkout line, or … well, you fill in the blank – try praying for them, instead. God changes lives through prayers, not curses. The life He changes may turn out to be be your own!

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Liberty in the Days of Old Time Radio

"Ours is a generation when dogs howl, and the skin crawls on the scull with its beast's foreboding"

So begins the legendary broadcast The Fall of the City, first broadcast April 11, 1937. The prewar dramatic radio programs frequently considered the nature of the freedoms in the United States, the importance of defending them, and the complaisance of some citizens, who saw no need for doing so.

In honor of the approaching anniversary of our nation's Declaration of Independence, these downloadable programs, dating from the days of Old Time Radio, might make a fine way to commemorate the event. These shows also serve as a reminder of the nature of Liberty — and of its fragility.

(Incidentally, Hillsdale College is behind an initiative to urge United Statesers to read the Declaration of Independence aloud this year. If you doubt your declamatory abilities, maybe you'd prefer to have President John F. Kennedy do it:
http://archive.org/details/TheDeclarationOfIndependence )

The source for all of these broadcasts is the http://archive.org site. The source for These Columbia Workshop programs is http://archive.org/details/Columbia.Workshop_174

It includes a number of other downloadable MP3 files for other intriguing programs. Highlights include:

The Fall of the City, by Archibald Macleish (On the willingness with which a free people can give of their liberty): http://archive.org/download/Columbia.Workshop_174/Columbia_Workshop_37-04-11_The_Fall_of_the_City.mp3

The Pussycat and the Master Plumber who Was a Man (On the importance o9f voting for a candidate, not a name – and what separates a cat from a man!):
http://archive.org/download/Columbia.Workshop_174/Columbia_Workshop_40-09-29_The_Pussy_Cat_and_the_Expert_Plumber_Who_Was_a_Man.mp3


The Constitution: A cast simply reads the U.S> Constitution and the bill of rights:
http://archive.org/03_The_Constitution.mp3

A fine accompaniment would be Norman Corwin's memorable production "We Hold These Truths," written to commemorate the sesquicentennial of the Bill f Rights: http://archive.org/download/OrsonWellesWartimeBroadcasts/411215WeHoldTheseTruths.mp3

You are There (main page: http://archive.org/details/You_Are_There_OTR )
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, July 4, 1776
http://archive.org/download/You_Are_There_OTR/You_Are_There_480704_ep37_Declaration_of_Independance.mp3
 

Programs in Defense of Liberty, by Norman Corwin

Fragment of a Lost Cause (In which Demosthenes futilely reminds the Athenians of the importance of defending their liberty)
http://archive.org/download/Columbia.Workshop_174/Columbia_Workshop_41-09-14_Fragment_from_a_Lost_Cause.mp3

Between Americans (On what there is about America that makes it worth defendint)  http://archive.org/download/OrsonWellesWartimeBroadcasts/411207GulfScreenGuildTheater-BetweenAmericans.mp3

On a Note of Triumph (On the results of WWII)
http://archive.org/download/Columbia.Workshop_174/Columbia_Workshop_45-05-13_Note_Of_Triumph.mp3

 
You might also enjoy the MP3s of some of Winston Churchill's speeches
http://archive.org/details/Winston_Churchill

(Never Give In! Never! Never! Never!  http://archive.org/download/Winston_Churchill/1941-11-29_BBC_Winston_Churchill_Address_To_Harrow_School.mp3 )

Mister President Episodes
http://archive.org/details/Mister_President

The Cavalcade of America (A little corny, but moving and inspiring! A fine reminder of where we came from, and how we got there.)
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ttp://archive.org/details/OTRR_Cavalcade_of_America_Singles

As The Fall of the City concludes, "The people invent their oppressors: they wish to believe in them. They wish to be free of their freedom: released from their liberty –" But our city still stands!

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

How I Came to Be a Church Lady

I am the last of the Little Old Ladies at my church, and have been for at least the past fifteen years. To look at me, you might not think so – I'm only beginning to wear purple and flaunt a Red Hat – but it's true. I am the last of the Little Old Ladies. And it's partly because of being with the Little Old Ladies that I was finally able to achieve the status of Church Lady.

I grew up in churches. Some of my earliest memories are of Sunday School classes, I came to like liturgy, and stained glass, and hymns with reasoned verse and discernable melody, Later, when my family changed churches, I went through long-form confirmation, and, unlike many of my classmates, did not disappear from the pews upon its completion. I went to college locally, and drove in for Sunday School and the worship service. Later, I moved back to town, and remained a common sight around the place on Sundays. . .and Tuesdays (board meeting night). . .and Thursdays (women's group meetings). . .and Fridays (newsletter printing). These acts of devotion, however, did not qualify me as a "little old lady" or a Church Lady.

No, while I was still in my twenties, I became a Little Old Lady, because I used to sit with the group of women the rest of the congregation referred to as "The Little Old Ladies."

Now, among established church attendees, a strange ritual develops. When they find a spot in the sanctuary where they like to sit, they will always sit there. Eventually, that spot becomes associated with them. As I was growing up, my family sat on the left side, slightly more than halfway up. In the pew ahead of us, a group of elderly widows had lighted. They were gracious, pleasant ladies, who were delighted with the way my father would tease them. Eventually, my parents moved away. (It isn't likely to surprise anyone that I am such a homebody that my parents left home before I did.) I was left alone in the pew. Before long, the little old ladies noticed I was by myself, thought I looked lonesome, and invited me to join them. I did, and, in time, their Sunday station became mine as well. I had become one of the "Little Old Ladies."

As the elderly do, however, those ladies started to disappear. One moved closer to her children, another went to a nursing home, others died. One Sunday, I was sitting in my regular spot in the Little Old Ladies pew, looked around, and realized there wasn't anyone else there! All the genuinely old ladies were gone! And so I became The Last of the Little Old Ladies!

But even that didn't make me a Church Lady. That requires a special level of acceptance by the recognized church ladies: an acknowledgment of equality. My mother had been a church lady, so, after she moved, I was still granted some of her reflected honor; but I was not one in my own right. Making casseroles for the potluck, salads for the salad luncheons, attending women's circle, and teaching Sunday School don't guarantee church-lady-dom, either. But, through the casseroles, salads, Sunday School, board service, and being a "Little Old Lady," I did finally achieve it.

It was at a baby shower that the women's circle was holding for several young women. I was sitting at the same table as several of the Church Ladies: matrons of my mother's generation, some of whom had probably been with the church since before the new building (the "new" building, incidentally, is as old as I am!). They were women who had the respect of the congregation. That day, however, they were not in the best of moods. The gifts the young mothers were receiving were particularly excellent: expensive gadgets and conveniences that looked to these experienced campaigners in the conflicts of child-rearing to be, well, extravagant. They told of having to use cotton diapers, not convenient disposable ones. One described how her child had to sleep in drawer for two years because they couldn't afford a crib, The conversation went on like this for a while. Finally, I said, "Well, things are different than when we were that age." They agreed, and the conversation turned to other topics. Not one of them remembered that I had been a classmate of their own children, and was only slightly older than the mothers being honored. Those church ladies evidently thought of me as one of themselves! I had truly become a Church Lady!

Sunday, April 29, 2012

A Hymn for May 4 (And May the Fourth Be With You!)

I heard recently (recently, as of this writing, at least) that there was an effort under way to organize a worship service for Star Wars Celebration IV. A fine plan! At such affairs, however, singing generally takes place; and, as far as I know, there are no hymns that include a celebration of Star Wars.
Until such is composed, perhaps this text, which translates some basic doctrinal concepts into terms familiar to Star Wars fans, might help. If you would like to sing it, as part of your Star Wars Day celebration ("May the Fourth Be With You"), the text lays well with the hymn tune "St. Anne," but sounds best with "Ellacombe."

We praise the Maker of All Things --
No Dark Side dims His Light–
That He would give His image wings:
Imagination's flight

His word made matter, worlds that hold
Together by His will.
He gives us our own worlds to mold
Through words that matter still.

All living things make energy,
But, through Him, true Life came;
And power, not slaves, but sons to be,
To all that trust His name.

Unless our actions He controls
Our "Do" is merely "Try."
There is no luck: we reach the goals

His loving plans supply!

We praise Him for the destinies
On different paths He led,
Away from unfulfilling peace,
To happy
Wars instead!

Let all hearts thank the Maker, then –
Be they of flesh or steel –
Who, through the dreams of mortal men
Made Worlds in Pictures real!



Suggested tunes:
St. Anne: http://openhymnal.org/Lyrics/Our_God_Our_Help_In_Ages_Past-St_Anne.html

Ellacombe: http://openhymnal.org/Lyrics/Hosanna_Loud_Hosanna-Ellacombe.html

Worlds in Pictures is not only a pretty way to describe the sketches and paintings that directed the designers of Star Wars, but the title of a musical tribute to the art of Ralph McQuarrie, composed by Kevin Kral.  It is the best Star Wars-related song ever written. As of this writing, it may be heard here: http://www.myspace.com/kenkrahl/music/songs/worlds-in-pictures-10974185 .For myself, I also thank the Maker for McQuarrie's glorious pictures, and Kral's memorable Worlds!

Monday, April 9, 2012

Soar We NOW – Not Later – Where Christ Hath Lead

Whether you call it Easter or Resurrection Sunday, it's still the commemoration of that glorious proof that the unjust death of a perfect man was a satisfactory substitute for what should have been the eternal death of defiant, self-pleasing humanity.* But God's Holy One did not see corruption¶, and God's raising Him from the dead is what we celebrate, particularly with music. On that Sunday, we get our annual opportunity to sing all those great Resurrection hymns, including one of Charles Wesley's greatest lyrics, "Chris the Lord is Risen Today**." To whatever tune they are set, they remain a beautiful assurance of the blessings of redemption.

You may know the verse normally sung last:

Soar we now where Christ hath led,
Following our Exalted Head. \
Made like Him, like Him we rise!
Ours the cross, the grave, the skies!

It sums up the fulfillment of the hope described in the previous verses: that we will follow our Redeemer beyond the grip of death, to Heaven. No one would debate that conclusion. However, I have been made to realize that it means so much more than that.

At the end of 2011, I noticed a Twitter post from someone traveling in India, describing smoke rising from funeral pyres along the Ganges. That grim scene was followed by another post about toy kites local children were playing with. The dancing of the kites in the sky, for a moment at least, released the children who held them from the dust and dung around them. Those soaring kites, for whatever reason, had made me think of soaring where Christ had led. Then it hit me: Wesley had written, "Soar we NOW," not "Soar we soon." I had always associated that verse with following Him to heaven, but the redemption Christ bought is not merely about getting to Heaven> It includes how we live on Earth. We don't have to wait until we get to Heaven to live heaven-like lives. Christ enables us to live like someone from Heaven right now even in the spiritual, moral (yes, and sometimes physical) dung and dust of a bitter world of change and decay. After all, eternal life isn't about mere perpetual existence, but about life as God had intended it to be lived.

And His ways are not the ways we choose on our own. Look at the Sermon on the Mount (Matt 5-7). What a radical approach to life – and what an impossibility to live out! Yet, through Christ's resurrection spirit, now living in those who trust Him, we children of dust are able to do it, because He lives through us. Only through him can we truly set our minds on things above, and not on the vanishing things of this earth.§

Because Christ has risen, we may live among the dust and dung, but we are no longer part of it. Like those children watching the kites, our minds are now set on things above, not merely for a moment, but forever! By faith, we are made like Him, and like Him, we do rise; above our daily crosses, beyond the grave and the smoky funeral pyre, and, always, to the skies.

Hie is Risen! And, therefore, We arr Risen, Indeed! Alleluia!


Notes:

*Romans 4:23-25: Now it was not written for his sake alone, that it was imputed to him; But for us also, to whom it shall be imputed, if we believe on him that raised up Jesus our Lord from the dead; Who was delivered for our offences, and was raised again for our justification.

¶ Psalm 16:10:  For thou wilt not leave my soul in hell; neither wilt thou suffer thine Holy One to see corruption.

"Christ the Lord is Risen Today" http://hymnsite.com/lyrics/umh302.sht

§ Colossians 3:1-2:  If ye then be risen with Christ, seek those things which are above, where Christ sitteth on the right hand of God. Set your affection on things above, not on things on the earth.
 

(The posts referred to above require, not merely a HT (Hat Tip), but a star-sweeping flourish of a salute to @ADaniels3PO, who posted them. I don' know where he might stand in relation to my reflection on them, but no one posts thought-provoking observations to Twitter more gracefully than he does.)

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Thoughts on Spring and Easter

The Spring reminds a bitter land
Of Eden's long-lost glade:
Of where the Lord walked close at hand
With those whom He had made.

But Adam doubted God's kind care
And chose defiant pride.
By light exposed and truth made bare,
In darkness, friendship died.

Again, Earth saw God's Truth and Light
His Life became the Way,
His death replaced doubt's endless night
With Resurrection's day.

So Spring reminds a joyous land,
Freed from grim snow and ice,
In trust, we'll walk as God first planned:
Christ restored Paradise.


(Well, at least I didn't fall asleep during the sermon!)

Monday, February 13, 2012

Everybody Can't Stand Jack Benny!

In 1945, that star of stage, screen, and radio, Jack Benny, hit on one of the strangest publicity campaigns of all time. After spending seven episodes building context and suspense, his listeners were presented with a contest. They had up to fifty words to finish a sentence. At that time, such contests were common. Both regional and national products would give prizes for the best answers to "I like Product X because…" Why shouldn't Jack Benny sponsor such a contest? Only his contest was different. Instead of giving answers for why they liked Jack Benny, from December 2nd to 24th of 1945, his audience had to complete:

I Cant's Stand Jack Benny Because …
It turned out that an astonishingly large portion of his audience couldn't stand him. Several hundred thousand letters were received, and the panel of judges, which included Goodman Ace, Peter Lorre, and Fred Allen, needed over a month to select the best answer. Finally, on February 4, 1946, America learned what made Jack Benny so obnoxious:

He fills the air with boasts and brags,
And obsolete obnoxious gags.
The way he plays his violin
is music's most obnoxious sin.
His cowardice alone, indeed,
Is matched by his obnoxious greed.
And all the things that he portrays
Show up my own obnoxious ways.

Carroll P. Craig, Sr.(1945)
Winning entry in the 1945 "I Can't Stand Jack Benny Because. . ." Contest.

Odd, isn't it, that the best reason why we can't stand him is the same reason we love him?

On February 14, Happy Birthday, Jack Benny!

On Loving Geeks

Although I'm the last of the Little Old Ladies at my church (a funny story for another occasion), I'm only starting to try on my Red Hat. I am old enough, however, to have spent many Sunday School sessions bellowing with the rest of the class that venerable childhood chorus:

Jesus loves the little children!
All the children of the world!
Red or Yellow, Black or White,
They are precious in His sight!
Jesus loves the little children of the world!

And I learned to care about the children (and the grown-ups) who didn't look like me. After all, the Apostle Paul had said "Where there is neither Greek nor Jew, circumcision nor uncircumcision, Barbarian, Scythian, bond nor free: but Christ is all, and in all." (Colossians 3:11)

But there are people groups who do look like me, and whom Jesus does love, yet, from the reaction of other church-people , you'd hardly know it. I'm speaking of — and I use the term respectfully — The Geeks. The children who choose The Clone Wars over Veggie Tales, the teens who prefer science fiction to sports facts, the adults who fix your computers in your home, but who wouldn't go near God's house. Have you ever wondered why?

I think it's us. Last year, I heard a Christian broadcaster talk about an email he had received. His program that day was to have been about male bonding, or something of that nature, and the email had suggested that the men who participate in Star Wars-related costuming might be interested in hearing what he had to say, because that was one reason they joined such groups. Evidently, the broadcaster had not understood the message's main point, because he proceeded to belittle reenactors, Star Wars and Star Trek reenactors in particular, concluding with a remark that the program would be about real male bonding (or whatever it was).

I pray that no member of the 501st Legion heard that. Those of you familiar with this galaxy's manifestation of the Galaxy Far, Far Away, know that the 501st is a society of costumed Star Wars reenactors, primarily stormtroopers, who are noted for their participation in charitable, benevolent activities. They are not maladjusted misfits living in their mother's basement, but professional men and women, who have real jobs, live in their own homes, with their own families (who often enjoy "trooping" with them). Some of the acts of sacrifice they have made for each other I have held up as examples to my Sunday School class. But, while they all know Obi-Wan Kenobi, a lot of them may not know Jesus Christ. And knowing Jesus is eternal life.*

Someone must have told that broadcaster as much, because I understand he later apologized. Still, the point remains: prejudice is still a barrier to making God's truth known, and God's love felt, to geeks, who are just as needy spiritually, as any tax collector, prostitute, or pharisee.

Joe Stowell, former president of Chicago's Moody Bible Institute, once addressed this issue in a lecture he gave on the story of the Prodigal Son.**
He had used it to show how Christians need to see people who aren't like them (and who may be hostile to them) the way God sees them. They are His wandering children who need to come home. The next thing to do is to pray for them. Pray that they will pay attention when God speaks to them; that you, or someone they will listen to, have an opportunity to show God's love to them. Dressing up like stormtroopers, or speaking Klingon, or knowing the number of regenerations Doctor Who has had, may not mean anything to you, but it's important to them. Instead of ridiculing them, your time might e better spent finding out why those activities are valued. Geeks most often associate with other geeks, because they don't make fun of each other.

Perhaps showing respect is the most effective way to reach geeks. I'm reminded that the highlight of Dr. Stowell's lecture was an illustration from Star Wars: A New Hope. In it, a couple of droids, Artoo Detoo and his buddy, walk into a bar that is filled with "the weirdest, Weirdest, WEIRDEST – I can't tell you how weird they were" characters. As they come in, the bartender shouts that they don't serve "their kind"— and they're the only normal-looking things in the place.

Remember: that may be how your geek friends will feel when they visit your cantina —er, church.

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Notes:
* John 18:3

**My copy has no air date or product number, but it was broadcast on Moody Presents during the late 1980s or early 1990s.

Friday, January 20, 2012

All Paths Lead to Christ – and I’ll Show You How

All the streets in my town lead to Chicago. Yes, it’s true: you can take any street and get to Chicago. For instance, you can even get to Chicago by going West on Oak Street. Now, Chicago is in the opposite direction, but people are using that route all the time. . . because they recognized that, in order to get to Chicago, they need to get OFF of Oak Street at Orchard Road, and turn Left. Then, they recognize that, in order to get to Chicago, they have to get off of Orchard Road at I-88, at the eastbound on-ramp. And it all started by going the wrong way on the wrong street.

Of course, the route is no secret: Oak Street has a number of signs directing drivers to the tollway, but if a driver ignores the signs, there’s no telling where that driver will end up. Wherever it is, though, it won’t be Chicago.

One of the cants of non-scripture-based churches is that all faiths lead to heaven. In a way, they’re right, but not the way they think. Jesus is the Way, the Truth and the Life, through Whom, all can come to the Father (John 14:6), but from what I’ve observed, every faith has at least one signpost, so to speak, that points its adherents toward Jesus, if they recognize it. When field workers who help Native Americans have visited the church, they have mentioned how a lot of the tribal religion is consistent with what God has revealed about Himself. When the field workers from Southeast Asia visited, they have commented on how much of Islam is similar to Christian belief. As a matter of fact, some of the teachings urge Muslims to read the writings of Moses and Issa (Jesus). BUT! It’s the parts of those faiths that are inconsistent with the revealed nature of The Maker of All Things (John 1:3) that are keeping them on the wrong road, and end up leaving them lost. Like those field workers do, when we know the route, we need to point out those signs.

A number of years ago, I heard an Unshackled episode (broadcast #2518, from March 21, 1999, I believe) about a Tibetan monk who ran across a prayer: "Lead me from darkness to light, from untruth to truth, from death to life." The search for what it meant led him to another injunction about conversion, and to writings of Buddha that pointed to a resurrected savior. No one could explain the words to him, until he met a cobbler in India. Gradually, the cobbler helped him recognize the fulfillment of those words in the words in the Bible. The monk recognized the signposts in the teachings of Buddha, but they only made sense in the person of Jesus Christ.

As that monk had learned from his earliest days, "he who seeks truth correctly will find truth correctly." If you truly want to know God – and that, after all, is eternal life (John 17:3) – you'll recognize the signs He's posted that show the way. And – nothing against Chicago – He's a grander destination!